Don’t you just love the Baller?

If you don’t watch Big Brother, you have no clue what that means. But those of us who waste inordinate amounts of time following the “houseguests” on the CBS reality show hve come to know Adam “Baller” Jasinski over the past 80-some days.

Adam won $500K last night in the Season 9 finale. Who won didn’t matter that much because Adam and Ryan, the other member of the final 2, had talked openly about sharing the cash regardless of who won even though it’s against the rule.

The 6-1 vote for Adam surprised me a little bit, but nothing those jury members do should surprise me. To watch some of those whiners continue to puff themselves cracks me up. Especially Chelsia.

She gets an attitude when she did absolute dick in the game. She calls them cocky, but she’s cocky with no reason to be that way. James carried her, and she was gone pretty much the first time she had to compete on her own.

And Joshua gets pissed at Adam for arguing his position with passion, but of course Baller is getting pissed when they grill him because he won more competitions than any of them except maybe James. Josh also did close to nothing except pick on the women.

Lastly, poor, poor Sheila can’t see that the guys only kept her along for the ride as they got rid of bigger threats. They dismantled the James-Chelsia-Josh alliance, then picked off the people who could have beaten them in the final two. You weren’t final three because you deserved it Sheila. You were there cause they needed to guarantee themselves some cash money.

But that’s Big Brother for you. I did feel good about James winning the viewer vote for favorite jury member. James was kind of like Dick Donato for me – I didn’t completely like everything about him, but he’s a standup guy who didn’t get involved in petty BS. He just picked people who couldn’t win competitions to be his allies.