I will write a review of High School Musical 3 another day. After watching the movie today, I couldn’t help but think about math equations. I particularly wanted to teach the one below to the family sitting behind us.

Two parents + one 9-year-old + one 3-year-old + long movie = annoying the people around you

The little kid can see the thing when it comes out on DVD for God’s sake. You could have saved yourself $10 or so and avoided upsetting us as the 3-year-old announced she was bored, kept banging into our seats because she couldn’t sit still and needed to go out of the theater (from one of the top rows) twice during the film.

They should have tried this equation:

(One parent + one-9-year-old + one trip to the theater) + (one parent + one 3-year-old + staying at home) = happiness for everyone