The FCC is looking once again at the “wardrobe malfunction” at the Super Bowl 374 years ago. They still maintain that the nanosecond of Janet Jackson’s nipple was obscene.

Really? We’re still on this? We’re still worried about a brief glimpse of a breast at a time when most people were in the kitchen eating and talking about the first half of the game? Besides, to quote Lewis Black, “It’s just a tit.” hell, let’s just turn the whole thing over to Lewis, who’s gonna use some bad words here.