First, the Wii let you play golf in your living room. Then, they brought beer pong to your gaming system. So, what’s next for the greatest game system ever?

Pole dancing.

Yes, pole dancing. A company which makes portable stripper poles has announced that they are working on developing a pole dancing application for the Wii.

I love this country. Yet, I can’t stop thinking of how this will end badly. Sure, pole dancing is now gaining acceptance as a great way to exercise, but that won’t satisfy Americans.

Next thing you know, there will be a virtual strip club buffet, virtual Pacman Jones, and virtual alibi game for when you come home with stripper dust all over your clothes. Not that I know anything about these kinds of things.