ITEOTWAWKI: New Album News

R.E.M. must know that I started this weekly feature because it was reported today that the new album is “two-thirds to three-quarters of the way through,” according to bass player Mike Mills. With the new live album set for release in October and Mills intimating that about a month of work in the studio remains, […]

Fantasy Dream

Fantasy football has taken off the past few years. I have played it in some form for I don’t know how long, but it hasn’t been as pervasive until recently. This year, I think I’ll be in two leagues – one of which is just myself and two other friends so it’s hard to consider […]

The Eternal Question

Sports have provided people with fodder for arguments for the ages. Montana or Unitas? Kareem or Wilt? Ruth or Aaron? Now popular culture has its all-time greatest argument. Who was more unintentionally funny – the Miss Teen USA contestant from South Carolina or the “Boom Goes the Dynamite” guy from a few years ago? Watch […]

A Year Without Breakfast

Today was the first day of school. To make sure Bridget got started on the right foot, Maria made pancakes for all of us. They were delicious. As she was clearing something off the table, I told her I would expect this kind of service every day. She just laughed. I told her that my […]

Den där er faktumet, Domkraft

OK, so I had to go to an online English-to-Swedish translator for the title, but it was worth it. That’s Swedish for “That’s a fact, Jack,” which I can only assume Bill Murray knew how to say when he had his recent run-in with Swedish authorities. Bill Murray could face a drunken driving charge after […]

A Beautiful Day

No, I haven’t decided to go all U2 on my readers, but something absolutely wonderful happened today. It wasn’t the two R.E.M. songs I heard on XM in the first 15 minutes of my commute, which happened almost two hours earlier than usual today. It wasn’t the free lunch I got. It wasn’t the delicious […]

My Dream Job

I always wanted a job where it didn’t matter if you were half in the bag when you did your work. Today, I finally figured out how to accomplish that. All I do is find out where I need to apply to design shopping center parking lots. Seriously, how drunk are these guys? A new […]

Wild Bill Hagy

The death of a fan of a sports team really shouldn’t be news. But “Wild Bill” Hagy was more than a sports fan. He was Baltimore. At least a part of Baltimore that I will always cherish. Hagy died Monday at the age of 68. In the late 1970s and early 1980s, as the Baltimore […]