Captain Ahab Wins

Kudos if you get the Lewis Black reference. I couldn’t resist since his bits on the Janet Jackson-Justin Timberlake saga from the Super Bowl a few years ago. He went on and on about he insanity associated with such a minor incident. Thankfully, the 3rd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals agreed today and threw out […]

Viva La Revolucion!

Every generation has unique challenges. Some fight important wars. Some lead needed social change. Others discover ways to save the planet. I have a different idea for how I can help my generation stand out in history. We have a very important task at hand, and this summer can begin our quest. We need to […]

America!

It maybe raining, but at least I know that the Mustard Belt resides in the greatest country in the world once again. God Bless You, Joey Chestnut. I’m just a normal guy eating hot dogs on the Fourth.

Knock It Off

Like most people, I have to pay pretty close attention to gas prices these days. Things are a little out of hand, but I still have to drive to work and take care of other things. I have just accepted that the oil companies will gouge us.  That’s just life. But I can’t stand how […]

I’m Only Human

Last week, I booked a trip to Las Vegas. That’s the good news. The bad news is that I have to wait more than 50 days to leave. I’m not good with the patience. This will be my third trip ever, and the second time I have gone solo. I wanted to do something special […]

LeBron to Feinstein for the Dunk

As I have said before, I don’t have very many heroes. I try to see everyone for their humanity and try not to raise one person above another. But Zach Feinstein, he’s different. Zach has a dream. He just completed his junior year at Washington University in St. Louis with a double major in Systems […]

Making It Virtually Rain

First, the Wii let you play golf in your living room. Then, they brought beer pong to your gaming system. So, what’s next for the greatest game system ever? Pole dancing. Yes, pole dancing. A company which makes portable stripper poles has announced that they are working on developing a pole dancing application for the […]