My Kingdom for Reruns

I feel lost. Completely lost. Not lost with a capital letter at the beginning because I don’t watch that show. But that’s part of the reason I feel so lost. TV season has ended. How will we carry on for the next few months? For some reason, the whole thing snuck up on me. When […]

Simply A Burger

I have a problem. Well, I have a number of problems, but one of them is with my health. Things like high cholesterol, high blood pressure and heart disease run in my family. That means I have been on medication for my cholesterol for a few years now and have to be careful about what […]

Bumper Car Commute Within Reach

After almost 10 years, I have simply accepted my commute to Baltimore as a fact of life. I don’t even notice when co-workers talk about sleeping in until 7 a.m. or get a chance to run home to grab something they forgot. I have 22 hours for the rest of the world and two hours […]

Making Myself Useful

I don’t like yard work. I spent a number of years trying to find euphemisms to look less lazy, but I have come to grips with this reality over the past few years. Some people enjoy getting their hands dirty and keeping their grass tidy. Not me. I don’t want the place to grow over […]

Breaking Up is Hard to Do

I generally try to avoid conflict. That comes naturally after growing up with four older brothers. It’s my survival mechanism. I have extended this philosophy a little too far sometimes. I even don’t like to get in arguments with my TV shows. When they have a plot that doesn’t interest me, I sit idly by […]

Two Dimensions Are Fine

I take few things more seriously than my entertainment. That’s why I’m very close to having a big problem with the industry that makes me so happy. Every generation has to find new ways to push the envelope. I completely get that. If no one took chances, the entire humor of “Superbad” would have passed […]

Taking the Plunge

I didn’t make my decision until the last minute. In fact, I didn’t even mention it to anyone until I announced I was going. Last month, I auditioned for a part in the play “Lost in Yonkers” at the Hanover Little Theatre. I told my wife about 20 minutes before auditions started because I didn’t […]