Orange Juice Danger

Maria left for work the other morning, and I had the house all to myself. As I prepare to start a new job and end my short sabbatical, I wanted to do something special. So I cooked up some turkey bacon. Actually, I just heated up bacon I had cooked and frozen several weeks ago. […]

Food Shouldn’t Cause Problems

I don’t like to have problems with my meals. I try really hard to avoid confrontation with food, but sometimes things spin out of control. We faced two such instances this week. One of them might force me to write a strongly-worded letter to one of my favorite food companies. Maria decided to make macaroni […]

Start the Day Right

The culinary world suffered a big loss the other day. Herb Peterson, the man who invented the Egg McMuffin, died. In 1972, Peterson changed life as we know it by deciding that you could have a sandwich for breakfast. The greatest ideas seem so simple. I didn’t plan on writing a tribute to Herb Peterson […]

He Forgot Tasty

Governments like to waste time on stupid things. I guess it makes them feel important. I usually don’t care about it, but when try to do something silly and someone drags it out even further, I can’t help but shake my head. Especially when it’s those jackasses from PETA. The group that hates our grilling […]

Icing on the Cake

When Maria left for work last Saturday, I thought I had an easy day ahead of myself. Bridget had a friend over. They had plenty of activities planned. No one really needed me. One of the activities was a kit to decorate gingerbread cookies. The cookies came pre-made with the kit so even I couldn’t […]

Worth a Shot

I like to try and support local food places. When Maria was working on Saturday, I figured I’d hit a place I had never tried before. I was hankering for a sub so I went to this new pizza/sub joint. Yeah, that isn’t happening again. First off, I didn’t get what I ordered. I got […]