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Help Me Sleep

I love sleep. Nothing feels better than curling up in a warm bed and drifting off. But something has[…]

Basement Envy

I took my daughter over to a friend’s house the other day for a “play day.” We can’t say[…]

Living Forever Not Such a Good Idea

I recently read a story about some inventor who has taken drastic steps to try and live forever. He[…]

The 2005 Brians

I really like the fact that so much controversy surrounds Chris Rock hosting tonight’s Academy Awards ceremony. While people[…]

I Know Art and This Isn’t Him

I have never visited Central Park in New York. But if I ever had, I don’t think I would[…]

Wedgies for Peace

As Americans, we owe a great debt to our heroes. I’m not talking about soldiers and sailors, but the[…]

Bobsled Dreams

I have looked back at my past few columns and noticed a disturbing trend. I have seemed angry at[…]

Snow Sissies

When I looked out the window at the snow last week, one thought went through my mind. “What is[…]

Battle Royale

My wife and I have had an ongoing fight all winter. Don’t worry, this fight won’t involve the police[…]

No More “American Idol”

Later this week, millions of Americans will lose a few hours of their life forever. I wish I could[…]