Fred Thompson dropped out of the Republican race today.
My disappointment in my fellow man has nothing to do with Thompson’s stance on Iraq or a solution to our energy woes or what he thinks about immigration. It doesn’t even have to do with his acting career.
I’m hanging my head in shame because he has a hot-ass wife, and we let him fail. He could have been part of the answer to the question The Daily Show posted several months ago – Is America Ready for a FLILF?
Why do the men of New Hampshire, Iowa, Nevada and whatever other backwards states have already voted not want to find out the answer to that question?
I have looked at this presidential race a number of different ways, and the only way I could see American men voting was to set up a race between the hot wives of Fred Thompson and Dennis Kucinich. Now, I think that hope has completely faded away with Thompson out of the race and Kucinich a totally whacked out nutjob, albeit one with a hot wife.
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